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Hello girls, Night Gang and welcome to an all-new episode of Girl's Night with Your Girl,

Alexis Waters. Today we have comedian Mad Dog with us in the studio. What up, what up?

Hi. Her real name is something else.

You say Madeline so awkwardly. It's Madeline. Madeline. See, you can't even,

yeah, I don't even know what tree to pronounce it. So let's just keep your name Mad Dog.

It makes me uncomfortable. Okay. Like when a coach gives you a hug and they like pat your bat

too long, like that's how it makes me feel. I've had so many creepy coaches in my lifetime.

Right. Yeah. I don't want to think about them. And then one of my friends had a baby with him

with one of our coaches. Yeah, that's a whole nother story though. Thank you so much for joining me

on Girl's Night. How you been, bitch? Good. I know you look really good. You look like you got

laid recently. Oh, I didn't. Yes, you did, bitch. You think why do you have that bruise on your arm?

Okay. I was at the doctor's office. That is a big ass. And the worst part is she looks at me.

Shelly. She's shelly. She winks at me and she goes, don't worry, I'm really good at this.

And then this is the out of the IV. No, I had to get a blood draw this week at the

at the I'm also the dentist. I hope the dentist doesn't do that. But yeah, she was like, don't

worry. I'm really good at this. Winks at me and proceeds to physically assault me. I know, but

I feel like I every time I get like an IV or something, I get bruised. I never get them though

from sexual intercourse. No, from the doctor. Oh, I always bruised. I mean, I literally

will knock into a door knob and I'll get tired. Well, I can do that. But like at the doctor's

office when they do this, it doesn't happen. So I know she did something wrong. Yeah, that's it.

She was a dirty liar. Yeah. Shelly motherfucker. What a bitch. Shelly. Well, fun fact,

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