#138 - #AskMeAnything: Love>Tua, Jon Gruden nightmares & Toilet paper alternatives
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Chris Simms
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🗓️ 26 March 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So how many days in a row are we talking about that you didn't shower? |
| 0:05.0 | Today's the day you showered. Are you talking about 11 days before this? You did not shower? |
| 0:10.0 | No, because we did the podcast on Thursday and so I showered on last Thursday and so |
| 0:15.1 | that I took a little bit of a break. It's my routine. Oh yeah baby we're |
| 0:22.0 | back that's right Chris Sims and Mr hygiene himself hopefully he |
| 0:26.7 | smells better today I don't want to smell him and his poor wife and his body |
| 0:31.7 | odor that she must be dealing with. |
| 0:33.4 | Geez, poor Mrs. Farid, she's got to deal with you. |
| 0:37.4 | You guys probably have been misquoted on this. |
| 0:42.0 | It's out of context, this whole thing. This whole thing has gotten to a direction that I didn't even anticipate. |
| 0:47.0 | Because where it all started is I said, if I don't leave the house, I don't normally shower. |
| 0:54.0 | But normally I leave the house, and so it's not usually an issue. |
| 0:57.0 | And if I go out of the house, if I go to work and I work next to you, I've showered that day. |
| 1:02.0 | But the problem is, the problem is... to you, I've showered that day. |
| 1:03.0 | But the problem is, the problem is being home now for like 14 straight days, |
| 1:07.4 | I had to get into a new routine, which has been difficult for me, |
| 1:11.0 | but I did shower before today's podcast and now we're back. |
| 1:14.0 | Okay, okay good. Yeah, I mean your wife isn't going to want to |
| 1:17.4 | cuddle with you if you're smelly is she? I mean I just can't imagine good |
| 1:21.5 | good. She says I smell good so either she's |
| 1:24.9 | lying which is good for me because she doesn't hurt my feelings or I smell good so |
| 1:29.4 | either either way I think I'm okay it's true love and you know how I know I love my wife I love her B. Oh, so it's really weird. Oh, I'm telling you I stick my nose in her armpit and I get horny. All right, there you go how about that's the lead off the |
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