When might you show someone your social six?

The answer to that, at the end of the show.

My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.

Okay, folks, someone's pressed the play button again.

Everyone's standby.

Hello, welcome to the Later lateral podcast. You are today's

listener number 35,406. We'll do another run-through just for you, but I must admit that it does

get a little bit repetitive after the first 20,000. So, ready to force a smile for the next 40 minutes.

We have one half of the Sad Boys podcast, returning to the show.

Jordan Adika, welcome back.

Pow, pow, pow. Not real guns, just the finger gun stuff. I got to stop doing that. Not a threat.

Thank you for having me.

How did you feel last time? It was your first time on the show?

Well, I think we can pretty conclusive, and there's no points, but we can pretty conclusively say I got every single one of them right. I think I did especially well on my question. Yeah, pretty fantastic. You have to be careful, though. You're setting yourself up for a fall there. You've got to keep the standard high. I was going to say, if I do well again, it's an indication of my intelligence, and if I don't do well, it's a joke, and I was kidding.

That is the correct strategy to take. Very best of luck with the show today. You are joined by your compatria, the other half of the Sad Boys podcast. Javis Johnson, welcome back.

Thanks for having me. Jordan and I are now estranged as of the events of the last episode,

and I'm hoping we can mend our relationship today.

You did just suddenly come up with the gag that actually you are not halves anymore.

You're just taking the podcast. I am assuming that you're all settled up.

Yeah, you say gag, but I think this is a history being made. This is the end of our professional

relationship. Or the beginning of a new one. Let's find out. We're kind of co-parenting the podcast now.

Weekdays for Joevis. Oh, each of you gets it for half of the podcast. Like halfway through,

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