Complete this wise saying. Better to be alive and late than...

The answer to that at the end of the show, my name's Tom Scott, and this is Latin.

One of Agatha Christie's famous whodunnits was Dial M for Murder. What a lot of people don't know is that you could use the adjacent button to dial L for lateral. Apparently it was a really handy model of a telephone. You could dial C for caviar, T for taxis, and J for a jacuzzi. So if you do have one of those phones, feel free to order in a zebra or an x-ray, just leave the M alone, please.

Hoping that they will slay you the questions today, we have back, and it is a joy to have them as ever.

The trio from Answer in Progress are here for another episode.

Let's start this time with Melissa Fernandez.

Welcome back to the show.

Hello, excited to be here. Let's

answer some questions. Why do you sound like an athlete? Excited to be here. I was going to

cry and yes and that. And then you just sort of got heckled by your compatriots. How are you doing,

Melissa?

I'm good. I'm excited. That's all. The thing is we always talk about what you're working on recordings, on the channel, everything like that. What else are you up to at the minute? What

else is going on in your life, Melissa? Besides work? My whole life is, no. I am...

What am I...

What, actually, what am I doing right now?

Sorry, actually, your past two months have just been work.

Outside of work, I've been hanging out with my little dog and playing in the snow with her,

and life's good.

That dog is not little.

She is little.

It's the size of like two sacks of potatoes and shape just like it.

Why did you sound like a Chicago mobster when you said that?

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