137: Rocked Up at 2PM in Toronto

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science.

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0:00.0	So, will it be skiing?
0:03.0	Or Christmas markets on a city break?
0:06.5	Skiing? Or a city break?
0:09.0	Some problems are good problems to have.
0:12.0	Especially with flights this winter from 29.99 one-way
0:17.0	and package holidays from £159 per person.
0:21.0	Get the king at EasyJet.com.
0:24.0	Selected dates, holidays at all protected based on two adults for three nights,
0:28.0	restrictions and season C's apply.
0:30.0	She tried to...
0:31.0	Erry, wrry!
0:32.0	Okay, the finger.
0:33.0	Oh, is that what that meant?
0:35.0	I thought you were fixing an elevator door.
0:38.0	Goddamn!
0:40.0	Before we get into the episode, we have tour dates, tour dates, tour dates.
0:44.0	Tour dates.
0:45.0	Michael Tufon Blowstein is going to be in Portland, Oregon on October 2nd.
0:51.0	I will be in Raleigh, North Carolina, November 2nd.
0:54.0	Charlotte, North Carolina, November 3rd.
0:57.0	Nash, Veal, Tena, Sy, November 4th.
1:00.0	Atlanta, Georgia.
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