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Hey, it's good to see you.

Not actually. How you doing?

I'm doing well. I feel like we should probably just talk about the elephant in the room though, you know?

Uh, is this the one where we're going to talk a lot about the size of dirt?

Yeah, that is definitely one of the elephants in the room.

I've been thinking that it would be fun to play a game where you and I say we're going to talk about the elephant in the room

and then we count to three and then we say what we think the elephant in the room is.

But unfortunately, you kind of headed it off by saying what you think the elephant in the room is.

I've got, I've got another one. I got another one if you if you want to do it.

I've got another elephant in this room.

Okay, ready? One, two, three, poo.

Avocondo.

Yeah, the avocado thing is another issue, but I would argue that Putin is a more pressing concern at least in my own life.

Um, to be the elephant in the room is definitely Putin and we need to be talking more about the DC character universe.

Hank, Marvel has been absolutely usurped by DC in the last few months.

The DC character universe has gone completely bonkers between Paul Manafort and Rick Gates and Michael Cohen.

I have never seen a storyline like this in my entire life, but let's move on to the size of dirt.

Lots and lots and lots of people emailed us to correct us about whether sand has a size.

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