136. Stalkers

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Knock knock. Who’s there? The Story. The Story who? The Story Must Be Told. Anyway, this episode was sponsored on Patreon.com/tsmbt by congregant Thomas K. Oh congregant, you will RUE the day you gave us your hard earned cheddar. We thank you! Invocation Psalm: “A Box of Family” Liturgical Reading: “Stalkers” Closing Prayer We are taking off the next episode, but we’ll be back with a special announcement. Our book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	This episode was sponsored on Patreon by VIP Story Glory Guard congregant Thomas K.
0:08.0	He wanted to dedicate the episode to his grandpa Apple Jack.
0:13.0	He used to feed him cereal. What kind? I don't know. You have to ask Apple Jack!... Oh dear congregants, get yourself a bag of donuts,
0:47.4	decorate your home office, Ficus with the seasonal hockey stick,
0:51.0	and crank up the Alanis Morissette,
0:53.6	because today's story takes place in
0:56.2	the great nation of Canada. This story must be told.
1:00.4	This story must be told. You know, congregants, it's not all skating ranks and Tim Horton's up there
1:07.3	in Canada. No, sir, it's cold. It's cold. So I'd like to welcome Brother
1:13.6	Reid up here, and he's going to read us a prayer about the importance of road safety.
1:19.9	Let us pray. Oh, story, you are the black ice over which my thin, fire, stone tire, skin.
1:29.3	You are the beach tree on the corner of Dumas and Worth Street,
1:33.3	towards which I swerve and spin!
1:36.3	You are the memory from two months ago that flashes before my eyes.
1:40.3	Sir, when I changed your oil, I noticed your tires are worn down to the treads.
1:46.2	You should really, shut up, I cried, giving the young mechanic a slow lap.
1:53.3	Story, you are the collision.
1:55.8	You are the fire traveling up my dungarees.
1:59.8	And the melting radio playing the Counting Crows hit song,
2:03.7	Mr. Jones and me. Story, you are my rapture as I sing along. Mr. Jones, and me a story.
2:16.1	I hope they wrote that song for you.
2:18.3	That's a scene from our new hit movie Hot Crash Too Fast, starring Tofer Grace.
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