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🗓️ 3 November 2020
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Commune podcast. This is Jeff Krasno, and happy Election Day in the United States. |
0:14.4 | Many of you may receive my weekly Sunday commusing article where I address a breadth of issues from the spiritual to the sociopolitical. |
0:22.2 | And on occasion, I will also record an audio version of these articles and release it as a bonus |
0:27.6 | episode. So today's recitation is dedicated to the vote, both as a political and moral expression. |
0:35.5 | If you are interested in receiving my weekly article, sign up at OneCommune.com. |
0:40.9 | And if you're not totally sick of me, you can follow me on Instagram at Jeff Krasno. |
0:46.3 | So, without further ado, here is this week's commusing, entitled A Solem Pledge. |
1:04.7 | Music entitled A Solem Pledge. A Solem Pledge |
1:06.5 | In 1987, I ran for high school president. |
1:11.1 | It was a hotly contested race with many worthy candidates. |
1:15.0 | I ran on a populist, if flimsy platform, of Pizza Fridays and Van Halen on the snack bar jukebox. |
1:22.4 | My campaign relied heavily on superlative slogans. |
1:26.2 | Krasno knows. J.P.K. All the Way. It's about Jeff in time. |
1:32.1 | And we made appeals to foreign language speakers as well with Jeff Poulashe and Hefe, |
1:38.9 | Poor El Hefe. I glad handed the beefcakes and lugged the girls' textbooks to class. |
1:45.6 | I affixed placards to the signpost and stuffed lockers with handbills. |
1:50.7 | I suffered through supplemental chapel sessions to underscore my scrupulous moral character. |
1:57.1 | Had there been babies, I would have kissed them, a strategy I assiduously refused to deploy |
2:02.5 | with the cheerleaders. |
2:04.1 | I went careening into election day, brimming with confidence. |
2:09.4 | The poll results were typed on a note card and tacked to the student bulletin board the |
2:13.7 | next morning. |
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