#136: Bizarre Burglars & Questionable 911 Calls
The Shallow End
John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly
4.9 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice. |
| 0:09.0 | Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. |
| 0:18.0 | Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with |
| 0:23.5 | Schnebly and Toff. Hey, happy New Year everybody, but don't let the date fool you. We're already |
| 0:28.6 | out of fresh ideas. So we're kicking off 2025 by phoning it in with a repeat from the shallow |
| 0:34.1 | end vault. Now, if you're disappointed, trust us, we are too. But at least it's |
| 0:39.9 | kind of still entertaining. So go ahead and pretend that you're ticking off those resolutions |
| 0:43.9 | while indulging in this gloriously recycled gem. And we will start next week with a whole new year |
| 0:51.6 | of fresh content. Enjoy your holiday. |
| 0:58.4 | It's been a bit stressful. |
| 1:03.8 | And so every time I leave the house now, it's for liquor because I'm out. |
| 1:08.0 | I'm not proud of this, Lindsay. |
| 1:44.9 | You know, it sounds to me, J.G, like you're probably just not buying enough liquor. I don't know. The last time you and I and Kat and Nancy did a Zoom cocktail meeting, we had, Kat and I just had got back from the liquor store and I think we told you we spent. I remember this, yeah. $180 at the liquor store. I was pretty impressed with that. Yeah, well, we're out again. That's not your fault. One of two things. We either need to buy more. I think you need to be buying more and bigger so that it lasts longer. And that way you can say, well, it's been a week since I went to the liquor store. Either that or I need to cut back on these Zoom cocktail meetings with you guys. |
| 1:50.2 | Yeah, I hate to see you do that. No, I'm not going to do that. That's just not from a corporate perspective. That's just not smart. That's true. And that's the beauty of doing a podcast together. |
| 1:56.2 | We can write off all the alcohol. And how many companies can say that? I don't know if we can do that or not. |
| 2:01.3 | Maybe if we did a podcast about alcohol. There you go. There's our next project. Don't you have a, |
| 2:07.4 | isn't your good buddy, Jeff Davis? Doesn't he have a podcast about wine? On the wine road. Yeah, |
| 2:13.9 | which is, he's, he's in Santa Rosa, California and lives in wine country and is a, he's got a degree. |
| 2:22.1 | He's like a small EA or whatever you're pronounced it. |
| 2:25.1 | One of them fancy wine guys. |
| 2:27.1 | Right. |
| 2:27.3 | And he's certified and does a really interesting podcast. |
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