Welcome to another episode of the official podcast. Do you know the drill guys got topics what the fuck's going on in your neck of the woods, Kaya?

You've been handing me these segways perfectly. So I was on our subreddits today and somebody made a topic

asking if you and Jackson are a little shy because you don't talk as much as Andrew and I do. So I decided I'm gonna run the numbers. Okay. I went back

and I downloaded God you are actually autistic. I downloaded four of age of thread. I downloaded four random apps. It was one of my smurfs. I run a troll farm actually. I am Russia. I hacked the election. Kaya's so autistic. There's never been a subreddit. It's just him making different accounts talking to himself. Yeah, sometimes he gets really upset about things in the episode so he takes it out on this subreddit and they're a different name. One of my personalities. I'm like that.

I'm a pretty hero in split or glass or whatever that movie was. Anyway, I went back and downloaded our tracks from four random episodes from the last month or two. I think it was episodes 129, 130, 132, and 134, which was the last one. So you guys know we record on our separate tracks. That's four tracks per episode. That's 16 tracks. Remove the silences. Whatever remains is however much. All of us talked.

So Jack order shall we? Okay. Jackson on average. On the average of these four episodes, he talked to 13 minutes and 35 minutes, 35 seconds. How? How long? 13 minutes, 35 seconds. Per episode on average.

So you said 30 minutes. Oh, sorry. That's too much. My family would be disappointed. I misspoke. Your minimum was 10 minutes, 16 seconds. Anyway, Andrew, you I'm the king. I'm the fucking king. I can feel it. You spoke on average 28 minutes and 58 seconds.

That's not as big of a difference as I thought it would be between him and Jackson to be. I expected literally an hour. I expected the full hour. I'm sure.

All right. So the minimum of yours is 23 minutes. Andrew and maximum is 33. Charlie. There it is. No, this is where it gets interesting. Charlie. Your average is 13 minutes. 49 seconds. That's a 14 second difference between Jackson and you. It's a neck to neck race now.

Yeah. Both of you are at 30 minutes, but Jackson's at 35 seconds. Charlie. You're at 49 seconds. Okay. Charlie's minimum is at 10 minutes and 59 seconds. I was I was not about to round that up.

And lastly, we get to me with my big mouth on an average. I talk 37 minutes on the second. So no. I'm afraid I talk about 10 more minutes than you do. Andrew.

Oh my god. Two be okay. The difference between me and Andrew you talk as well. Well, the difference between you and me Jackson is I talk three times as much as you do.

That's not about right. But to be fair though, this doesn't show in your empirical data. This is a recent change because within the last, like I'd say, 20 episodes. You came as like the show runner with topics and stuff. Thus you would be talking more. But before that, well, yeah, when it was all just off the cuff, I imagine the skewed.

And it would be a lot closer with Andrew probably on top. The voicemails on your on your track. Those are. Those are. This is my microphone track only not the voicemail or soundboard track.

So 37 minutes. That means that for some episodes, you talked for literally more than half of them. Yeah. So our episode sometimes run for, I don't know, our our 15. Yeah, our 15.

I don't know. I didn't know it's down which episode this was specifically, but my maximum is 45 minutes 37 seconds.

And then I'm going to say minimum, by the way, even at my least exciting day, it's 28 minutes, which is, oh my god, your worst day is about the same as my average.

I was thinking Andrew this episode, we let Charlie and Jackson take the wheel. I don't care who the passion passenger seat has to be, but one of you has to drive.

And then for the next episode, I'm going to go back and I'm going to do the same process with this episode. And we're going to see whether Charlie talked more in this one or Jackson. How does that sound?

I don't think you guys will be able to handle that. I think you'll be jumping in every second.

I just wants to make his own fucking saw games with the podcast.

Just these TV's sleep plots like if you talk more than you will be spared but Jackson, if you don't talk for at least 10 minutes, I got all this diabolical number.

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