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The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to make fun of that dude supporting zoophilia. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. GET 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE PROTECTION FOR FREE: https://www.EXPRESSVPN.com/OFFICIAL PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Topics: 00:03:48 - Opie got fired 00:12:18 - Kids React to Keanu 00:22:30 - John Wick Movie Review 00:32:22 - ExpressVPN *Ad* 00:34:28 - Twitch Lawsuits and Wumpus 00:53:00 - Twitter Zoophile 01:03:23 - Flatus Flute contest 01:10:00 - Bieber vs. Cruise 01:11:50 - Some Voicemails 01:18:08 - Guess That Tune 01:19:38 - Things We Like Corner Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Tucker: https://twitter.com/jericho The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'll do it. Hi, welcome to the official podcast. This is a very special episode because every

0:09.0

every episode of this show is very special. We are here with you are four original fancy

0:14.6

host. We have Jackson who has never won a spelling bee. We have myself who has never participated

0:21.0

in the spelling bee. We have Charlie who probably doesn't know what a spelling bee is. And

0:27.4

we have Kaya who can't properly spell the phrase spelling bee. That's right today. We're

0:32.1

going to, is it? Or do I just hate you in particular? Well, it depends on why you hate

0:39.5

me for exactly. So it's I hate your inability to spell. I don't know if it's because I'm

0:45.9

racist or not. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, you said that before, but we were

0:49.5

in your car and you said, look at your fucking skin color, dude. You're not white. This

0:54.0

is a strong stuff. It's not even hyper. Remember, remember when we weren't your car and you

0:59.8

were comparing my thigh to yours, acting like the one degree of difference somehow made

1:05.4

me not white. Hey, I mean, I was just pointing out how compared to me, you're just way

1:11.7

darker because I'm pale. Yeah. It's like you just grabbed Kaya your car so I belittly

1:19.7

him. I mean, I just I think my argument about how it made you less of a person was really

1:27.3

well put together. I don't see the problem. I guess I must have misunderstood the burning

1:31.4

cross in your back seat. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you were getting in the car, I said

1:36.0

just move the robes over to the side. Dude, I mean, okay, again, not hyper, but every time

1:40.5

we got into your car, Charlie told me to sit in the back. That can't be a coincidence.

1:45.3

That's just an actual thing. No, it's a blatant line. I never got in the car with Andrew

1:51.6

and Kaya. I usually had to do the driving. No, Charlie, you always wanted Andrew's passenger

1:57.2

side seat because he leans back and it's comfy. So you would always say you sit in the back

2:01.9

Kaya. I said in the front, I started a civil rights movement. How do you not remember this?

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