I mean, I had bedbugs twice.

Yeah, I remember they had the fucking bedbugs in the world.

Oh, I had no idea.

I can imagine it.

I had them one time.

You did?

Yeah.

Called crabs.

Yeah.

I guess we're starting.

Those are ones down around your genitals.

Yeah.

When do we start?

Right now.

Just now.

I think this starts. Yeah. Anyway, bedbugs, uh, terrible. By the way, I'm exhausted, so. Why are you so tired? We have no guest. I couldn't get a guest. I mean, I didn't try that hard, but whatever. And then, uh, yesterday I was busy with the fucking Chad Zumuck, uh, um. By the way, we were talking about bedbugs. Is anything cuter than the name bedbug, though? It's such a cute. It sounds like a Disney. Yeah. Like, really, it really doesn't represent what it is very well. A parasite that gets in your skin and burrows. Only feeds on people while they're sleeping, basically.

Yeah, exactly. It's like my ex-wife. Hey, folks. Okay. No, but they're nasty. You can't get rid of them. You have to, like, burn down the house, right? Yeah, that's what we actually had to commit arson. The kid that works here. Don't you usually have to move? No, you don't have to move. The kid that works who said they had to rip up the wood floors.

Yeah, they don't have to move. The kid that works who said they had to rip up the wood floors.

Yeah, they don't fuck around those bedbox. They burrow. They're there forever, like black people in Harlem. That's pretty extreme, though. You don't have to rip up wood floors. He said they did. I don't know. That's overkill. The rotting meat. I guess maybe if it was like for years,

like a really long infestation.

But who the fuck lives somewhere where they're infested that doesn't do anything about it? A young man with a dream? Guys busy writing jokes. Exactly. Right. I can't even with all these stupid bugs. Right. Trying to focus. It's cold. But I know a guy he had bed bugs and he said it was a nightmare and then he said he, whatever. I don't know, but we were going to, then he had him and I guess he got rid of him. He had to put all his clothes in a bag and washed them and put all his clothes in a bag. Well, you got to dry him. you've got to heat them up to a level that would kill the bedbats. And then a little drawn butter of white wine. In really extreme cases, they heat up the whole house. Right. Well, it's like those tents they put over like the fleas. They look like circus tents, but they're full of just... Like Brian Cranston cooked meth in. You know what? I haven't seen the show. Thank you. Really? I'm kidding. Spoiler alert. He cooks meth. So we're going to this gig in Pennsylvania, and a guy calls ahead to the hotel, and he goes, when's the last time you guys got checked for bedbugs? Because guess they have to be checked periodically so he made us he made them give us rooms where there were no bedbugs ever

they had they know had a well history no bed bug history 482 and but then and then you get weird then you're

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