Yeah. How can I possibly complain?

What a beautiful world.

Ralph had me, his last special was called Can Me Chew the Fat?

Are we starting?

Please.

I'll start on that.

All right.

That gem.

A chestnut.

Brian, you're a little drunk?

No, I'm all right.

I mean, I had four, and then I had an Irish coffee.

Yeah, to wash it down. Yeah, wash it down. I never drink coffee because it would be horrible diarrhea, so I went to the... You don't want to conflict with your regular diarrhea? Exactly. Right. I'm usually I'm a four-star diarrhea guy, and I'm a five-star alcoholic diarrhea. Diarrhea, right. What is Irish coffee? Yeah. Well, to mentally ask. Right. Or our guest is from the Orient. Yes. Right. What is Irish coffee? Kevin is always consistent. Yes. Right. It's made with whale blubber and shame. Yes. What is Irish? Irish coffee can be,

what,

it's traditionally. Does it have alcohol in it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A couple of different kinds sometimes. Well, there can be Bayleys and Jamesons with hot coffee with whipped cream with creamed and mint on top. Yeah. That's real shanty Irish bullshit Irish coffee. if you want like a real Irish coffee,

it's hot coffee in Jameson's

with hot milk on the side.

I thought you're going to say blood of English. The blood of the... Yeah, Protestant. Protestant cum. I just saw a guy walk that bar right up the street. We're at the comic strip. Yeah, Primrose. No, Rudy's or whatever? I don't know if it's Rudy's. Anyway, a guy walked out with like a big gash on his head.

Oh, my God.

I just walked out like, he probably didn't just happen, but he still has a big gash in his head. He's coming out of a bar midday. So it's like, he probably, you know what I mean? Well, in New York, probably not making a lot of great decisions. In New York, this is a special, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a full moon because you're going to have St. Patrick's Day's on the weekend, which is like, it's like double drunk, you know, like, so it's going to be, this weekend's going to be a real boozy, boozy weekend for, you know, everybody. Even like, you know, you're like Aaron Goldberg. You're like, happy St. Patrick's Day. Nothing. I'm going to do a shout out for Kyle Grooms. They're going to close B and H, probably. That's how big of a deal it's going to be. We're opening it up. We don't care. Someone, what's wrong? I'll sell you a camera. Kyle Grooms. Who's Kyle Grooms? He's a comic and he's having brain surgery. Oh, right. Yeah. They hear about this. He should just kill himself. My God. Jesus. So he's having a, he didn't have insurance. I don't even know how this happens. Call Geico. Wait, wait, isn't he? Pardon me. He had car insurance. So got into an accident, and then he said, my brain has a tumor.

Right.

That's the old bit.

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