134: The Millennial Avocadome

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Are rocks actually soft? What are Pop-Tarts? My boyfriend's ex is dating my ex??? And more!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.3	Or is that for thinking of Dear John and Hank?
0:09.2	It's a comedy podcast in which two brothers answer your questions,
0:12.8	give you a debuse advice on when you all the week's news from both Mars and AOC Wimbledon.
0:17.0	John, how are you feeling?
0:19.6	Oh, folks, I mean, I'm very sad, but I'm also extremely put off by your way of talking right now.
0:30.1	It should be noted that this is our third attempt to record the intro and we keep having to abandon
0:35.2	it because Hank is using his spooky voice and then he'll keep saying-
0:38.0	No, we're not like spooky voice. I changed it from spooky to more like, to more like an
0:42.8	answer of like a children's television show.
0:50.6	It wasn't, it just came across as spooky again, just a different kind of spooky.
0:55.9	Definitely, maybe creepy.
0:57.6	Yeah, but I'm sad because my dog has died and it's very sad.
1:01.7	Oh, I'm so glad I went so hard in the beginning, John, so it would take you so long to get to where we're at now.
1:08.5	I'm just very sorry.
1:09.3	Yeah, Willie.
1:10.2	Well, thank you. I'm very sad.
1:13.2	Sarah and I are really sad. The kids are sad and we miss Willie and he was a very good dog
1:17.9	and it's tough. I mean, we only had him for 10 years.
1:21.6	He didn't have as long a life as we would have liked, but hopefully he had a good dog life.
1:26.4	It was just a very hard day saying goodbye to him. One of the hardest so much harder than I
1:32.4	thought it was going to be to be honest with you. And I have to say that I'm very grateful
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