134. Homesick

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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A big city is just stuffed fulla the dead. Can’t walk a corner or occupy a room no one ain’t died in before. It’s what we call “pre-war charm.” Invocation Accusations Liturgical Reading: “Homesick” A Startling Revelation If I see you around these parts two weeks from now for another episode, I’ll know true it was love we shared today. Our first book of PSALMS: www.thestorymustbetold.com MERCH: http://BabyNeedsDaddy.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/tsmbt

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0:00.0	Oh, story heavens!
0:26.6	Look at these wonderful congregants before me.
0:28.6	So handsome!
0:30.6	Peeked, smiling wide, eyes as sparkling.
0:34.6	I love you all. All of you.
0:38.8	And you do know that old Pastor Andrew would never put you in harm's way, right?
0:43.5	And that's why I'm so upset by these false claims that scores of our congregants have been
0:48.7	poisoned by Cro-Croa.
0:51.8	The story's number one approved syrupy ment, mentholi, boiling hot sauce drink.
0:57.3	Get out of here, Charlie.
0:58.3	The story must be told.
0:59.8	The story must be told.
1:03.3	Thank you, Pastor Andrew.
1:05.7	To prove we have nothing to hide,
1:08.5	we sourced some of the best scientists we could find on the Facebook marketplace,
1:14.0	and they conducted an independent study of our beloved Crowcrowa.
1:19.3	Ding, ding, ding, the results are in, and I'm happy to report their, quote,
1:25.1	inconclusive, end quote.
1:28.1	We pass the test.
1:29.7	Therefore, the story must be told, and Tukagawa defense concern cannot claim any responsibility
1:35.8	for the following illnesses.
1:38.7	Surprise Frog Syndrome.
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