#1337 - Exciting Exercise WON'T Help You!
The Daily Swole
Swolenormous
4.7 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, Beeshes? Welcome to episode 13, Hondo, and 37. I just sneezed. |
| 0:05.4 | I'm yum, yum, yum. Ooh, I just sneezed something good, something fierce. Well, today's episode is going to be some legit fucking fire. |
| 0:14.1 | Welcome to the New Year, fam. It's the first Friday of the New Year. And do you think that people are already falling off the resolutions? I know a lot of you probably haven't really started taking action yet. You're kind of coming out of that alcoholic food coma haze from the holidays. And I get it. I get it. You know, there's a lot of stuff going on. You might just be kind of getting back to your flow. But the problem is all of a sudden, it's New Year's. And then all of a sudden now it's Friday, two days later. It's already the weekend. You just had a weekend for the last three months with the holidays. You just had a fucking weekend. It's already Friday. It's already Friday. It's already time to, oh, take a load off. Wow, it's been so hectic. Let me have a couple drinks and some beers and some pizza and just kick back because, wow, I need to relax and chill. |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah, while fucking your face with garbage. |
| 0:51.9 | You see what I'm saying? |
| 0:52.9 | You see where this is going? |
| 0:53.9 | You see? |
| 0:54.5 | I know you do. |
| 0:55.4 | I know you do. |
| 0:56.0 | I'll save it for the slam cast because I'm about to go fucking off. |
| 0:59.6 | About to go deep, yo. |
| 1:01.2 | We're about to go deep. |
| 1:02.8 | So if you're ready to take a big load make sure you lube up and get ready for episode 13 hondo and 37 yabby |
| 1:13.4 | the sun is shining the birds are chirping the bacon is sizzling big money big money welcome |
| 1:20.2 | to the daily school testing testing Testing, testing. Testing, testing. Testing. Testing. Testicles. Testicles. Testicles. Uh, sure. Welcome everyone to episode 13 Hondo and 37 of the Daily Mother. Swole the most muscular, swole cast, beard cast, broadcast, |
| 1:26.8 | broadcast, gang cast, man cast, pincast, a sleaze cast, and sleigh cast. |
| 1:45.4 | In the realm, the Cosmon haflex, are you hoflex? |
| 1:49.3 | Are we all a hoflex? |
| 1:53.2 | Our biceps. |
| 1:54.8 | Bam! |
| 1:56.5 | Not without the creaking and the cracking. |
| 1:58.0 | As expected. As expected, it's going to happen. Look, it's going to happen, people. It's going to happen. I can't control it. I really, well, I guess I can control it. I won't control it. How about that? I won't control it. I won't apologize. I refuse to apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. |
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