Hello and welcome to regular features episode number.

Actually, I think this one's all yours, Steve.

Episode 133.

Perfect.

Disappointing.

133.

That's more like it, Steve.

Come on, man.

Back on form with the racist.

Never forget where you came from. And never forget to keep kicking it as you run away forever. How can you kick something then? You're running away from it unless you're using it as a basis to propel yourself away from it. That's what people do in horror films. They don't do it well, right? They get caught and they die. Oh, you're lying on your back and kicking in face of it as it grabs a few right? Yeah, fair place. That's what I meant. The United Kingdom looks a little bit like a big witch kicking a teddy bow, which is Ireland. It's whales in that, it's pregnant tummy. The whales is the witch's wing. Witches have wings. I can't argue with you, isn't it? I didn't know witches have wings how do they fly? Broomsticks, Steve. Oh. Oh, yeah, y'all. Party time. Jesus. Who, which one of you got some features? All right, so guys, I've got a feature here. I got a feature, right? Listen, don't judge me on this, but I got a features. All right so guys I got a I've got a feature here I got a feature right

listen don't judge me on this but I got a feature the thing that happened to me a little while ago

not that long ago you know how you go on doctor internet you know doctor internet is a thing

is that like webmd for the for the UK generation I call doctor internet basically any time of which you feel like unwell

and you decide to use the internet to try and work out why.

It always, always means that you have cancer.

That is consistently how it works.

Now Gav did this in a previous feature.

He diagnosed himself using the internet.

And we came under some fire recently for allowing Joe Scrabbles to bring a Ouija board into the regular features.

I'm going to stop you there, Steve, because don't worry, this is not a duplicate feature.

I was going to say, we're going to have to take that to feature arbitration, where you need to outline the distinguishing features of this feature. I was going to say we're going to have to take that to feature arbitration where you need to outline the distinguishing features of this feature. And Joe's Ouija board feature, it was a different feature because it was a different ghosts. It was Rod. Rod the ghost. And that was an entirely different ghost to the one that was summoned. He's from a different school of ghosts. Yeah. So it's very different indeed. But this is not, this is not a feature about that. This is just about the fact that I had an interesting thing and the fact that I had a different version of Doctor Internet in that I was streaming an online game all day for charity and lots of people were watching me all day. So it was like a 12-hour thing. and so people were watching me all day. And what happened was lots of people were watching me all day. So it was like a 12-hour thing.

So people were watching me all day.

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