132: The 4,400 Bad Horse Reviews

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message. Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.

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0:00.0	We can't. We're so excited. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. It's not fair. It's not fair on people's ears to do that to them. That's why we'll normalize it. Fade it in and it's an intro. They're our loyal readers. Alright, yeah. You can't per fade, then it's fine. But otherwise, that's just a... I personally think that's an issue of consent. Okay, well... Ah! It's episode 131! Oh, my daddy one! It's not. It's episode 132. This is a shambles. This is an outrage. Perhaps we need to shout louder.
0:38.7	Then I'll get it right.
0:42.0	It's episode 132 of regular features.
0:47.0	God.
0:48.0	I mean the decibelic episode.
0:50.7	Welcome.
0:51.5	I'm the batter tone decibelator.
0:57.5	What are you going to be?
0:59.8	Treble, Trevor. Trevor.
1:02.8	I am Susan Soprano.
1:04.5	We know all the voices.
1:07.5	Let's all make our respective noises together.
1:08.0	What can we be?
1:09.6	Bari bass.
1:11.0	You've got baritone over here.
1:14.9	Excuse me.
1:17.1	You should have called yourself Barry Toad.
1:18.0	Oh shit.
1:19.6	Okay, let's start again.
1:21.3	Even louder this time.
1:22.8	No, no, no.
1:23.4	Okay.
	...

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