#133: Nog-Guzzling Gifter

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

n Episode #133 of The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, Jethro starts things off with not just one – but a Santa sack of stories that JG Calls “The Christmas Crime Blotter.” Because the only thing better than the holidays are the times that stupid people try to ruin other people’s cheer with poor life choices! Then Lindsay tells us a tale about a kindly Catholic nun who was beloved by both the Mafia prisoners to whom she ministered – as well as the prison guards who interacted with her. But this kindly nun had something else up her habit that no one saw coming! (Hint: It takes place in Italy. You got a problem with dat?) This episode is so hot that the fire department is standing by! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. So one of the great things that happens when Lindsay and I get together is we
0:29.8	start sharing old stories and things that have happened to us in the industry. And I'm particularly
0:36.5	interested in Lindsay's and Nan's stories because they're big-time Hollywood types, always brushing elbows with the A-list.
0:46.1	I wouldn't call us big-time Hollywood types.
0:48.6	We just happen to listen where there's an unusually large concentration of people in the entertainment industry, and sometimes we get to interact with them.
0:56.1	And quite often, a lot more than most people, I mean, that I know.
1:01.1	You guys meet more stars than anybody I, well, almost anybody I know.
1:06.0	Compared to Ecuador, I'll give you that.
1:08.2	Yeah, I could be running into Ecuadorian superstars all the time and not even know it. So that's true. Not fair. It's not a boastful country. It's not so pay attention to me like Hollywood is. You were telling me a story. The other, well, actually, it was the end of our last podcast. We had already wrapped it up.
1:27.5	And I said, oh, you've got to tell the story. Tell, do you remember which one I'm talking about?
1:32.4	Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. I think we got on it because I was talking about having enjoyed Joe Pesci so much.
1:39.6	And that's when Cat did her impression of Marissa Tomey, which had me in stitches,
1:46.8	and that from my cousin Vinny.
1:50.8	And that reminded me of a real life thing that happened to me.
1:58.1	I want to say this was 2012, 2014, so 10, 12 years ago.
2:03.5	It was in Toluca Lake, which is sort of a suburb, not a suburb, but an area near Burbank in California.
2:06.7	And there is a private club, a country club called Lakeside.
2:13.3	Now, this is an area where like Bob Hope's mansion was.
2:17.2	Exactly. Big time money superstar movie people.
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