It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and little league practice.

Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.

Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with

Schnebly and Toff.

Hey, I've got a story I want to tell you before we start, Linz, because this was kind of

like... The story before the story.

Yeah, this was, it just happened a couple of days ago, and it's a great example of perfect instant karma. As you know, here in

Ecuador, there's a problem with stray dogs, a lot of street dogs. It's overwhelming for a lot of

people. Sure. And there's not the infrastructure to take care of all of these dogs. So they,

they wander around and they look for food.

And I saw a guy cross the street near the park where I live,

who was carrying a bag of groceries.

He had a couple of those plastic sacks of groceries.

And a dog was following him because apparently there was something in there

that maybe smelled good dog thought smelled good that'd be a good treat and this guy was trying

to uh shoe him away right and dog wasn't bothering him he's just following him the guy gets fed up

with this dog and And so he,

he's crossing the street. And he, he puts down his groceries and he tries to like,

Ra, scare the dog away, but the dog doesn't do anything. So he tries to kick the dog. And the dog

runs away. But at that moment, a taxi came around the

corner and ran over his groceries. Yeah, baby. Oh, I love it. I hope I hope the dog turned

around at least got to see the groceries get run over. Well, I was wondering, I should go back

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