Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host Kate Sander and Jess Valentine. Nat, welcome to the pod.

Kate, I'm so glad to be here.

I'm so excited to tell you about our new sponsors for the new year.

Who is it?

So we have brainwashed coffee, and brainwashed coffee is amazing because 50% of all of the proceeds support addiction recovery.

One of my sober treats this year was an espresso machine, so I'm really excited to use brainwashed coffee to make some lattes.

Brainwashed has a 20% off discount when you use the code Seltor Squad

at checkout. It's brainwashed coffeeco.com. Use the discount code at checkout. Get 20% off. Let's all get

caffeinated and crush our goals. Yeah. Stay caffeinated.

Jess, what do people do if they want more Seltor Squad? Oh, wow. It's pretty easy. All they have to do is become a Patreon.

Patreon? A patron? A Patrona? A patron? A patron? A patron? A patron?

If you want to be at Princess Fomo, you'll get early access to our episodes every Wednesday instead of Friday.

If you want to subscribe to our middle tier, former Hot Mess, you will receive

the bonus monthly audio episode and early access to episodes. And if you indeed are the

slickest bit around, you will get early access, monthly bonus episodes, and you will be able to

see all of our episodes now in video format. This is truly a labor of love and we want to keep it

going. So help support us at patreon.com slash seltzer squad. Hi, Jess. Hi, Kate. What are we doing

today? Good. Oh, I think we're going to just do everyone's favorite segment. Hot Mess

Go Down. I think we should. How come I never called it Hot Mess Express?

Should we change it? I like it. Change it? I don't know. I feel like it's a thing now. Hot mess

down, man. Yeah. I mean,

I think it's because originally it was like us being like, dare I say, slutty and dumb,

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