#133: Fuck the Government (with @ComicDaveSmith)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 23 September 2013

⏱️ 207 minutes

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Summary

Dave Smith came over to my apartment so we could talk about this growing disillusionment I'm experiencing with our federal government. Dave is a devout libertarian and he knows a lot more of the facts than I do, so we discussed a lot of where we've gone wrong and where our politicians and generals have betrayed the will of its people. Listen to it now, because when the revolution comes, downloading podcasts won't be easy.

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0:00.0	That's all they really want. Libertarians really just like just leave me alone man. Just leave me alone. Let's let me go about my day
0:05.1	That was the alone. Yeah, that's what a laissez-faire comes from the term laissez-faire comes from like some French guy
0:10.9	It was I think the story is like a king was asking some French peasant what he can do for him
0:16.2	I just think it was laissez-faire leave me alone like that's like that's what you can do for me
0:30.0	Tell you they make they funded out high down now they blame the most I believe you even don't be in Latin with the CIA
0:35.3	Tactical they give a billion dollars and they fund it is purpose
1:00.0	That's my impression of a Canadian Native American
1:03.0	They're not saying anything in the impression, but that's the impression
1:13.0	Like somebody just said something to them like something of an of an import
1:19.0	You know that guy here's this important thing and then Bob responds
1:25.0	Oh
1:27.0	As he looks at other people imagine looking at other people. Oh, hey
1:36.0	I the prop the worst part is that's the best impression I can do
1:41.0	I'm hi everybody. How are you? Welcome to Irish affair skeptic tank. I'm recording this from my hotel room in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
1:52.0	I'm looking out. I got a nice balcony that gave me a really nice balcony in this hotel room
1:59.0	You can really live like a human. It's nice if I can look at it over the whole city through the snow cap mountains in the background
2:06.0	Smoker joint in the patio. If I can live like a free human
2:11.0	Smoker joint on the balcony where not even the hotel staff whatever problem with what you're doing
2:17.0	Close the door behind you smoke outside. It's not hurting anybody
2:22.0	It's not even hurting myself. I'm not smoking cigarettes although it seems I was like I was sitting on the patio going like
2:28.0	This seems like the right place to smoke a cigarette. This seems like the right environment
2:32.0	And then I was like oh, I have a joint inside. I'll smoke that on the fucking 12th floor of a balcony. It was great
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