#132: N'awlins (@MrSeanPatton)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 16 September 2013

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Sean Patton came over to my apartment in New York to talk about his hometown of New Orleans. Sean was born there, he was there for Katrina, and through both of those events, he was severely drunk. It was a fun conversation that took us through some of the history and to today's best tourist attraction, watching closeted gay guys pretend to not know they're going into a gay club.

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0:00.0	You go to fucking New Orleans end up at some weird dive bar with a tattoo artist who fucking you find out
0:07.0	She did them all herself and end up buying a guy a shot because he's a nice guy with a you like his beard
0:13.4	And he's like, oh, yeah, nice old man. Hey, hey guy around on me
0:17.3	And he ends up being a tugboat captain and he lets you and the girl drive his tugboat up and down the Mississippi River
0:22.6	Is it really social there? Yeah, dude like adventure happens in New Orleans shit just comes out of nowhere
0:30.0	And you go to New Orleans and go down by the river where the water and the green are going to have her face
0:37.6	And walk all around, I've got a lot to say, come on, yeah
0:47.0	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to R.I.S.S.S. Get the tank. I'm R.I.S.S. Shapiro
0:52.0	I'm coming to you from the Madison Wisconsin Airport
0:58.0	When I'm sitting with my flight, I just want the Cowboys completely blow a game against the Kansas City Chiefs
1:05.0	Shut up
1:07.0	Fun weekend in Madison
1:10.0	It's a cool college town
1:12.0	It's a really cool college town
1:14.0	I want to fucking a dorm before I die one more time
1:18.0	Is that too much of a dream?
1:21.0	No more Luther King
1:23.0	I have simple goals. I want to fucking a dorm once more
1:27.0	Madison was cool, I did not get a chance to do that
1:31.0	I wonder how I would even cook, can you get outsiders into a dorm?
1:35.0	Just to sneak in, that would probably be half the fun
1:38.0	Sneaking into a dorm
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