Hello, ladies and gentlemen and those who don't define us either. This is Homo Sapiens.

Hello, hello, listeners and hello, Alan. How are you?

I'm fine, Christopher Sweeney. How are you doing today? What is it rainy with you?

It's rainy with me, and look at my hair. It's all sort of on one side.

Oh, I quite like it. It's sort of a deconstructed here too.

Yes, it feels a bit, um, who's that woman who is married to Silvestre Stallone?

Oh, they, um, what was her name again?

And then I was going to say Dorf Lundgren, but that's not right at all. They were not my,

Silvestre Stallone was not my, that's sort of in my dreams they were married.

That would be quite something, wouldn't it?

Oh, my god. Do you know what? Once when I was at Cannes, decades ago, I was doing,

and I had to go into this talk show at the Cannes Film Festival, and like they said,

what happens is you get a little earpiece on your ear, and they do the interview in French,

and then it's translated in your ear, and you can plop up. So I said, okay.

And I was with my friend Jennifer Jason Lee, we were doing promoting our film.

And Dorf Lundgren was on, and he was got, and so they finished his thing,

and they were like, oh, Dorf Lundgren, and they came off, and I saw this giant come towards me,

smiling. I was like, hello, and they saw the sound man go in and take the little ear thing out of

his ear and put it into mine. Don't even need to wipe it. So I have, I have Dorf Lundgren DNA.

Wow. It's, I'd say I've just Googled why you've been talking. It's Bridget Nielsen.

Bridget Nielsen, that's right. Yes, yes. Anyway, I'm very excited about our guest today.

I am very excited about our guest as well. Carson Tula. Carson is a really fascinating person.

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