#131: 1-900-You-Suck (@1GlitterGoddess, @BigJayOakerson @AriShaffir)

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🗓️ 9 September 2013

⏱️ 212 minutes

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Summary

Glitter Goddess spoke to Jay Oakerson and I about her new jobs as a sex therapist, and as a phone dominatrix. It was really fun. She has a bunch of guys getting her off by taking orders from her. And they pay her for it. That's like a heckler paying you to make them feel bad. Outstanding.

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0:00.0	Like when people call sometimes like I do role play like a lot of people are into me.
0:04.5	Do you yell nigger at somebody?
0:06.3	Yeah.
0:07.0	Wow!
0:08.0	Of course.
0:09.0	Yeah, I have to assume that.
0:30.0	I've got a memory that has got to reign.
0:37.0	I can't decide if it's not to be.
0:44.0	Hello, everybody.
0:46.0	Welcome to Jesus Christ.
0:48.0	You ever just not breathe for a while?
0:51.0	That sounds stupid.
0:53.0	Have you not ever done that?
0:55.0	Wait, I'm just like sitting and then listen to my breath.
0:58.0	It'll be like this.
1:00.0	That's out.
1:01.0	Now I end.
1:06.0	I just stop.
1:09.0	I just hold it there.
1:10.0	I can hold my breath in and then I forget.
1:12.0	I'm not even doing it on purpose.
1:14.0	Is that just me?
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