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The Empire Film Podcast

#132: Hugh Grant, Kaya Scodelario - October 10, 2014

The Empire Film Podcast

Bauer Media

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2014

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The new guests on this week's Empire Podcast are promoting very different films. Kaya Scodelario was here to talk about The Maze Runner, a young adult adaptation that features giant mechanical spider creatures, while Hugh Grant dropped in honour of screenwriting rom-com The Rewrite, as well as playing The Doctor on Doctor Who that one time, and what happened to his Morph. To work out what that all means, just click play or download now...

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0:00.0

Hello, Pod. I'm Helen O'Hara and welcome to the Empower Podcast. I am stepping into Chris'

0:18.6

shoes because Chris here at his Buggerdorf to the city that never sleeps. Joining me instead,

0:23.2

this week, are three colleagues of such lethal cunning. First of all, we have our resident

0:28.0

Ghostbusters 2 expert, Nick DeSemland, whose favorite New York tourist spot is of course the

0:32.4

Statue of Liberty. He's been known to sit for hours on Liberty Island, gazing up at her magnificent

0:37.3

visage with a boombox at his feet blasting Jackie Wilson's hire while he waits for her to start

0:42.5

walking. Has it worked yet? Helen, I'm starting to think this pink slime is not real authentic

0:47.6

pink slime. Didn't you get it from Jocco's house of big jokes? I did. I did a very reputable

0:53.8

business, but no. Hasn't started walking yet. It will. Next, we have Phil DeSemland, who will grudgingly

0:59.1

accept New York set films instead of his favorite Azerbaijani fare, but only if they're at least in

1:04.6

black and white and have a Woody Allen voiceover. Is this correct? That's correct. Excellent.

1:08.8

100% correct. Hi, Helen. Hello. And last but not least, we have Phil and Trivian at Ali Plum,

1:14.4

who will be joining Chris in New York this weekend for an all-forth, all-forth, all-forth,

1:18.5

Broadway performance of their two-man comedy review, What a fucking Idiots. Hello, Ali.

1:23.9

Hello. Can you give us a sneak peek of the show or does Chris have to be here? No, we do have one

1:30.8

sketch, and actually if people can tweet in suggestions for similar sketches, essentially,

1:35.4

their sketches that are so bad you can't believe they could actually be sketches, but they probably

1:38.9

are somewhere. The one I suggested to begin with was, Farts that sound like they're Scottish.

1:43.6

That's right. One more time. Farts that sound like they're Scottish. Please send in your sketch

1:48.0

suggestions for Ali and Chris. What a fucking idiot. It's a good start. I've been here. You set

1:53.3

there. You don't need much more. What? 90 minutes of that. At least. How are ticket sales?

1:58.2

Ticket sale going well. Ticket sale. Ticket sale is soft. Yeah, we haven't sold out on the

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