On the Empire podcast this week, Luke Evans stops trying to kill Smalg for five minutes

and heads to the pod booth to talk about becoming the latest big-screen Dracula while

do you hear Dr. William Weir himself aka Sam Neal also slips into the pod with the talk

Picky Belinders all at unusual movie news and nonsense on the movie podcast to

That's a real fact. Yeah. My word you're a walking compendium. Alright, here's another one.

I mean thank you. I feel like your skention needs a little bit of work there a little

tweaking perhaps, but you know real real power there real passion in your delivery great delivery so yeah carry on

Excellent this is for somebody who heard a poem written about you oh I've had many many

No I've read it pretty quickly tweeting your poems to

at mf magazine if you'd like to say something about any one of us

all right here's the last one

what an island green were raptors claw and t-rex's stuff goats into the mighty moor

that's where you'll find him most of the time this Jurassic Park fan with a surname that's

bloody well-known impossible to rhyme it's Nick DeSemlian!

C-minus you're like you're like Dr. Seuss's crap twin

but thank you very much for the poem it's a live minutes to do that

oh nice guys by the way I was gently in the Richard Burton doing under milgwood

really I've never would again I've gathered that I put it in the heavens

guys come on all right here we go here's a question ad John C.N Harris who's the most

puntible movie protagonist sounds like a great empire podcast question yes it is

can't wait to hear it Nick how did this come about well this came out I watched Nightcrawler

the other night which is a phenomenal film but it features Jake Jillinor as the most annoying

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