131: Space War Fears

Dear Hank & John

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4.9 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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How do I handle the surprise baby hamsters? Can I take things from someone else's shopping cart? Are we all gonna die in a space war? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn This episode is sponsored by Squarespace! Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and use the offer code DEARHANK or DEARJOHN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.6	Of course I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.
0:10.4	It's a comedy podcast where two brothers answer your question, give you a db's advice
0:13.2	and bring you other week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:16.6	Hi John, how are you?
0:18.0	I'm alright, you seem a little sick.
0:19.8	I can tell even from your voice that you're just not feeling 100%.
0:24.8	I'm not feeling 100%.
0:26.3	I've decided to sudden, sudden onset in test and all discomfort and now I'm just working
0:35.9	my way through.
0:36.9	There's a bunch of pigeons that have decided to live on my house and they also seem to
0:42.9	be in distress.
0:44.6	I don't know.
0:47.1	Like those times when you feel really sick and you just end up saying like, you feel
0:54.0	bad.
0:55.0	The pigeons seem to be making that noise all the time.
0:58.0	They're just outside of my window either.
1:00.5	I don't know what's going on.
1:02.1	Like I don't know if that's just them communicating with each other or what but they do not seem
1:06.4	happy and I'm just thinking to myself, well if you're not happy here, maybe go somewhere
1:10.6	else with all your poop.
1:14.1	So I have a recently come in possession of several thousand pounds of wood chips.
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