Hello, delicious friends, and welcome to Who Dead What Now, the history podcast that's not your history class, with me your host, Katie Charlwood, history harlot and reader of books.

I recently got asked why I don't read spicy books.

Like, why do I not do, like, smutty audio books?

And the real answer to that is no one has ever asked me.

Like, I have not been approached to do that.

And it's getting clearer and clearer that I really, really need representation.

Like, I really do because I am burning the candle at both ends and I'm doing administration

and I'm doing, like, producing and writing and creating.

And I just need another person, right?

I need an agent, an agent out there to like do my negotiating and all that for me would be

amazing because in the last month I have communicated with two separate TV networks, one in the UK,

one in the US.

I have, well, I've got IPs that are out being outsourced to something, a whole thing.

I've got a book that I'm writing and I'm actually not allowed to watch White Lotus or Agatha Christie's Towards Zero until I finish all my drafts.

Like that's a self-imposed like punishment.

What less.

It's more like reward and recognition, but I really need an agent.

And I reached out to an agency recently because they were recommended by a comedian

friend of mine who was like, these are meant to be good. And I was like, great. Email them,

crickets, as per usual. Like every time I contact an agency and I hear nothing back and I'm like,

right, okay. I just, what is the one appealing? I don't don't know I mean it probably doesn't help that I'm more

popular like in America than I am in Europe although this week I've had everyone and their

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