#1302 - Resolutions Are Coming!!
The Daily Swole
Swolenormous
4.7 • 627 Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on, Beeshes, and welcome to episode 13. Hondo and 2. Thank you so much for being here. |
| 0:05.3 | It is Swole Friday. It is Black Friday. So I hope you're not getting fucking trampled. |
| 0:10.6 | Don't get trample McTrapelson. You're going to go and get fucking run over by fat, angry, desperate people for flat screen TVs. |
| 0:19.4 | You know, it's funny because the internet exists. I don't know if people |
| 0:22.8 | have really noticed, but you can buy shit with the same kind of specials. I'm sure it's not exactly |
| 0:28.0 | the same. They probably want to entice you to go to the store, but you know, you can order stuff |
| 0:32.6 | online and someone else brings it to you. You don't have to go to the store super early. You don't |
| 0:36.4 | have to go stress yourself out. I mean, maybe this is going to prolong the in-person Black Friday because |
| 0:42.1 | more and more people are going to go online and then all of a sudden, hey, the lines are going to be |
| 0:45.7 | less in stores and there are going to be better deals. And I don't know. Just the fact that people can |
| 0:49.8 | die from getting trampled at a store for like a TV or a toaster or some shit. I don't know. Not my thing. I don't like being around that many people, especially when they're desperate. Who wants to voluntarily go and be like a subject of mob activity? I mean, I guess that's kind of what a definition of a mob is. But you think about, hey, we had a great day yesterday. Now let's go trample some people |
| 1:11.2 | for fucking TVs. We're so thankful. We're so fucking thankful. We're going to run people over. Anyway, now we're kind of like on the back half. We're on to like the big main meat of the holidays and we got those resolutions coming up. And I've been talking about fuck your resolutions for a long time. Of course, the discounts are still raging for Black Swole Week. You can get 10% off your |
| 1:14.0 | Swole |
| 1:28.7 | Week. You can get 10% off your Swinormous apparel. We got the Fuck Your Resolution's shirts. |
| 1:33.9 | And everything's available. Everything we decided to launch everything for this weekend only. So all |
| 1:39.7 | the designs, all the fuck your pink drink, fuck your pumpkin spice, the fuck your chicken sandwich. So all those |
| 1:45.3 | things you might have missed during the course of the year. Now you can get them for this weekend only. |
| 1:49.8 | So go check it out, swanormous apparel.com. Got the link in my Instagram bio for the 10% off. |
| 1:55.0 | And it's probably also included under the videos in the description under the Solenormis channel. |
| 2:00.7 | And I'll try to remember to put it |
| 2:01.9 | under here under the podcast on YouTube but you can go check it out and get 10% off so again the links |
| 2:08.0 | are in my Instagram bio you click you get the link list and you'll see the 10% off at the top so |
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