humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land

but as darkness grows the flame of hope grows dimly who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

So much chicken. Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get

some gold and girls. Join them for a crazy adventure. These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Twilight, I mean Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean, your dungeon master.

And with me tonight, we have Lauren who plays Wren.

A king is born, a natural leader.

Oh, I fucked it up.

You know what, hey, guys.

Stephanie, who plays Lux.

Never mind.

My guys.

Matt, who plays minnows.

Where's the beep? Ben, who plays Minos. Where's the beep?

Ben, who plays Eleron.

Griggs.

And Kyle, who plays Colin.

I couldn't find the Twilight movie tagline anywhere near fast enough, but this is the new Twilight fan cast.

Coming to you live.

Coming to you live. Coming to you live.

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