Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages,

fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dimmer.

Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

I don't approve, but I still will put porno music in when it happens.

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

Join them for a crazy adventure.

These are the Tabletop Champions.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

I'm Sean, your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Ben who plays Eleanoran.

Greetings.

Kyle, who plays Colin.

My loneliness is killing me.

Lauren, who plays Wren.

Hey, Sean, are you from the upside down?

Because you're dimigorgeous.

Aww. Oh, I love it.

Stephanie who plays Lux?

That's a really good one.

That's a really good one.

Thank you.

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