13 – Last Stand on the Moon
Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men
Jay Edidin & Miles Stokes
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2014
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
In which Jean commits genocide, the Shi’ar are total dicks (again), we have feelings about X-Men #137, Claremont and Byrne do what they do best, shit gets real on the moon, Kitty joins the team, and the Dark Phoenix Saga concludes.
X-Plained:
- Inhumans
- The Kree
- The Terrigen Mist
- Teamwork
- The Dark Phoenix
- Cameos with cosmic implications
- The Phoenix event horizon
- Establishing scale
- Psychic battles
- The winged never-nudes of the Marvel Universe
- Danger-room exposition
- The Shi’ar’s really dubious justice system
- Why X-Men #137 is the definitive issue of X-Men
- Pacing
- The power of friendship
- Quiet moments
- The blue area of the moon
- The best last stand
- Moon vandalism
- The Phoenix Retcon
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Rachel, what's the deal with you in humans? |
| 0:01.8 | Are they mutants or what? |
| 0:03.2 | Well, yes and no, Miles. |
| 0:05.2 | They are essentially mutated humans, |
| 0:07.6 | or at least descended from mutated humans, |
| 0:09.4 | but they don't have X genes, which is the Marvel Universe |
| 0:11.5 | definition of mutants, and they're not |
| 0:13.9 | mutants for intellectual property purposes either, that matters. |
| 0:16.7 | Okay, well what are they then? |
| 0:18.3 | Okay, so very shortly after the evolution of Homo sapiens, the Cree Empire set up a |
| 0:22.2 | base on Uranus and |
| 0:23.2 | started abducting early humans and experimenting on them. |
| 0:25.4 | Wait, the Cree. |
| 0:26.6 | Yeah, you know, big space empire. They mostly fight the scrolls a lot. |
| 0:29.9 | They occasionally invade Earth. The first Captain Marble was Cree. Uh, Carol Danvers or Monica Ramboo. Oh, no, no, no, this was Marvell. The alien Guy Danvers got her powers from. |
| 0:38.5 | I mean, except for the binary powers, those came from the brood. |
| 0:40.9 | Okay, so the inhumans. Right right the in humans. Anyway they're |
| 0:44.5 | all descended from those early humans who were first mutated by the pterogen |
| 0:47.4 | mists by we have a millennial long selective breeding program and they've got this |
| 0:50.6 | really strict caste system but they're real families... |
| 0:53.4 | Terrogen mists? |
| 0:54.4 | Oh, so those are these mutagenic mists that come from crystals and with limited exposure |
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