Do you not, were you not able to find out for yourself that a unicorn was gonna shit across the sky fire?

You didn't need me to say that. You've got this perfectly clear 875,000 page book that's mostly genealogies to tell you.

Exactly, exactly. What did the talking donkey not make this clear?

I understand, what about the talking snake threw you off from the fact that this is a book of true facts?

God awful movie!

Welcome back to the Gamcast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema in an effort to justify all the meth.

I'm your host Noah Luzonz and sitting 989 miles to my right as my good friend Eli Bosnick.

Eli, good to you to join us, sir.

I've just had a cold for the last 48 weeks. Why does this lady keep making me sign my name?

Just need it. And sitting 994 miles to my right is my good friend Heathen right, but unfortunately he's not on this Skype call or anything.

I'm just gassing that he's sitting somewhere not doing the episode with us, but hopefully he'll be back next week.

We're hoping to have him back next week.

He's dead guys.

As you heard in the feedback for skating atheists this week, he's doing just fine.

That's true, that's true. There was a lot of evidence in the skating atheist feedback section this week.

Yeah, so today we're going to be tackling the second film in the Thief in the Night series, a distant thunder, which is basically the story of the thing that the main character dreamed about in the last one.

This combination of porn level acting and smurf level theology, terrified evangelical you throughout the 80s and 90s and now it just terrifies lovers of good cinema and fashion.

And according to IMDB, this is the story of Adoplo. So Eli, how bad was this movie?

Well, I got to admit, I'm kind of getting into this series.

And let me explain why it's not a good movie.

No, it's not a good movie.

But the first time you ever been told someone's crazy and then they don't act crazy around you and it's kind of disappointing.

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