12: A Thief in the Night

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2015

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli and Noah break down our most oft-requested film; A Thief in the Night. This launches a three part (or possibly four part if we can take it) series on one of the a movie that's horrible production quality pales in comparison to it's psychological abuse of a moral.---

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0:00.0	And I saw Child's Play. And so the next night when I came home I had a nightmare that my dolls were going to come to life or my figures were going to come to life
0:13.2	and they were going to kill me.
0:14.3	And I ran into my parents' room and I was like,
0:17.2	Stretch Armstrong's gonna strangle me.
0:19.3	And luckily my parents weren't like, yeah, you know what,
0:22.3	Stretch Armstrong might strangle you.
0:24.0	And then brought the doll in and been like, do you want to apologize to Stretch Armstrong?
0:28.0	See if there's anything you did to piss him off?
0:30.0	So then maybe he doesn't.
0:37.0	God awful movies. movie. Welcome back to the Gam cast where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.5	Christian cinema and an effort to inoculate ourselves against Brett Ratner movies.
0:58.4	I'm your host No illusions and sitting 989 miles to my right is my good friend Eli Bosnick
1:03.9	Eli welcome back sir no thanks for having me now of course before we get to this
1:08.3	movie I want to apologize for our continued heathlessness he sends his
1:11.5	apologies along with his very sincere thanks for all the
1:13.7	well wishes and kind words. Our listeners have sent him via Facebook, Twitter, email, etc.
1:18.1	Along with a promise to be back as soon as the situation allows for it.
1:21.3	He's dead guys. He's dead. We don't know how to tell you.
1:24.6	All of the scatings have been pre-recorded. We're running out. We have two more.
1:28.0	We have two more. Everything else is going to be edited together like the South Park
1:31.9	episode where they killed Chef.
1:34.0	We have 85 hours of him screaming Jumange.
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