13: A Distant Thunder

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2015

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli and Noah tackle the second movie in the infamous A Thief in the Night series; A Distant Thunder. This is the story of the all the stuff the girl dreamed about in the first movie happening in real life; which basically means it's the story of the first movie, but all the actors are six years older. With a bold redefinition of cinematic insanity, this film more than lives up to its infamous reputation and includes one of the most disturbingly fanatical endings in the history of the moving picture.---Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you'd like to hear more of his music, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	Right.
0:05.0	Were you not able to find out for yourself that a unicorn was going to shit across the sky fire? You didn't need me to say that. You've got this
0:14.9	perfectly clear 875,000 page book that's mostly genealogies to tell you.
0:20.8	Exactly, exactly. What did the talking donkey not make this clear?
0:26.0	I understand, what about the talking snake threw you up from the fact that this is a book of true facts. God awful movies.
0:37.0	movies. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.7	Christian cinema in an effort to justify all the meth. I'm your host no illusions
0:59.3	and sitting 989 miles to my right is my good friend Eli Bosnick
1:02.8	Eli good to you to join us sir I've just had a cold for the last 48 weeks why does this lady keep
1:07.8	making me sign my name I just need it and sitting 994 miles to my right is my good friend he then right but
1:17.0	unfortunately he's not you know on this Skype call or anything he's just I'm just
1:20.9	gassing that he's sitting somewhere not doing the
1:23.6	episode with us but hopefully he'll be back next week we're hoping to have him
1:26.1	back next he's dead guys he's not dead as you as you heard in the feedback for
1:30.0	scathing atheists this week he's he's doing just fine that's true that's true there was a lot of evidence in the skating
1:35.2	atheist feedback section this week yeah so today we're going to be tackling the
1:39.5	second film in the thief in the night series a distant thunder which is basically the story of the thing that the main character dreamed about in the last one.
1:47.0	This combination of porn-level acting and Smurf-level theology terrified evangelical youth throughout the 80s and 90s and now it just
1:53.6	terrifies lovers of good cinema and fashion and according to IMDB this is the
1:58.6	story of at a plot so Eli how bad was this movie?
2:03.0	Well, I gotta admit, I'm kind of getting into this series.
2:07.0	And let me explain why.
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