129 - Vampire Penguins

Joy with Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 743 Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Craig is fresh off his recent promotional tour for his show SCRABBLE and he reflects on some interviews he did on podcasts. But things very quickly turn to the topic of vampires? Why? Because sometimes they need to be discussed. But that doesn't prevent some tweets and emails being answered. There's still plenty of time for both. Have a question for Craig? Drop him an email at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠craigfergusonpodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, send him a message on social media, or drop a comment below. _______________________________________________ Craig is also on the road. Dates and tickets can be found here ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com/tour ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠_________________________________________________ FIND CRAIG: Website - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@craigy_ferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.x.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thecraigfergusonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ABOUT THE JOY PODCAST: Storied late-night talk host Craig Ferguson brings his Joy Podcast to you. Joy is a free association improvised broadcast with a quick witted smart ass. Craig answers your questions in his own way. No guests. No Bullshit (actually that’s bullshit. It’s all bullshit.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend.
0:06.0	100 hours of craft in every cup.
0:10.0	Eight natural ingredients in every sip.
0:14.0	One night of winding down in every drop.
0:18.0	Your moment of serenity. Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop.
0:29.8	This is me, Craig Ferguson. Come see me live in your region on my Pants on Fire comedy stand-up tour.
0:39.0	For the full list of dates and tickets, go to the Craig Ferguson Show.com.
0:44.8	VIP meet-and-grit packages are available as well.
0:48.7	Come say hi and have a laugh.
0:51.8	Ah, ha, ha.
0:53.7	Hello, everyone.
0:54.8	Welcome to the Joy Podcast.
0:56.3	My name is Craig Ferguson.
0:58.4	And I am your host for the Joy Podcast and your guest.
1:02.2	My guest today is me as it is every day in the Joy Podcast or every once a week in the Joy Podcast.
1:08.2	It's a chance for you and I to get together and hang out and talk about
1:12.9	what, uh, whatever you want to talk about, except, are you really here or is it just me?
1:19.3	You're here, I can feel you in the real.
1:21.6	Anyway, well, that's scary.
1:23.6	It'd be like a vampire or something.
1:25.3	Oh, by the way, vampires.
1:27.7	Here's the thing.
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