129 - Vampire Penguins
Joy with Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson & Studio71
4.7 • 743 Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | 300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend. |
| 0:06.0 | 100 hours of craft in every cup. |
| 0:10.0 | Eight natural ingredients in every sip. |
| 0:14.0 | One night of winding down in every drop. |
| 0:18.0 | Your moment of serenity. Brought to you by twining sleep. Twinings. Alive in every drop. |
| 0:29.8 | This is me, Craig Ferguson. Come see me live in your region on my Pants on Fire comedy stand-up tour. |
| 0:39.0 | For the full list of dates and tickets, go to the Craig Ferguson Show.com. |
| 0:44.8 | VIP meet-and-grit packages are available as well. |
| 0:48.7 | Come say hi and have a laugh. |
| 0:51.8 | Ah, ha, ha. |
| 0:53.7 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:54.8 | Welcome to the Joy Podcast. |
| 0:56.3 | My name is Craig Ferguson. |
| 0:58.4 | And I am your host for the Joy Podcast and your guest. |
| 1:02.2 | My guest today is me as it is every day in the Joy Podcast or every once a week in the Joy Podcast. |
| 1:08.2 | It's a chance for you and I to get together and hang out and talk about |
| 1:12.9 | what, uh, whatever you want to talk about, except, are you really here or is it just me? |
| 1:19.3 | You're here, I can feel you in the real. |
| 1:21.6 | Anyway, well, that's scary. |
| 1:23.6 | It'd be like a vampire or something. |
| 1:25.3 | Oh, by the way, vampires. |
| 1:27.7 | Here's the thing. |
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