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Joy with Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 743 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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It’s been a week packed with travel for Craig as he’s been zigzagging across this great nation shooting segments for his freshly-announced CNN show, American On Purpose. But in addition, he’s also been performing stand-up in between, in a nutshell it’s a lot of commercial travel for Craig. But that doesn’t mean you won’ get your spark of Joy this week. Craig wouldn’t leave you like that. Have a question for Craig? Drop him an email at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠craigfergusonpodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠⁠, send him a message on social media, or drop a comment below. _______________________________________________ Craig is also on the road. Dates and tickets can be found here ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com/tour ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠_________________________________________________ FIND CRAIG: Website - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@craigy_ferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.x.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thecraigfergusonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ABOUT THE JOY PODCAST: Storied late-night talk host Craig Ferguson brings his Joy Podcast to you. Joy is a free association improvised broadcast with a quick witted smart ass. Craig answers your questions in his own way. No guests. No Bullshit (actually that’s bullshit. It’s all bullshit.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:27.6	McDonald's wraps. All flavour, no mess.
0:32.6	No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt.
0:34.6	No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. Just all the flavour of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken. Rapped up neat. Served after 11am, Tika Chicken Wrap available until the 13th July 26. Feeze applied to delivery orders, subject to availability. The Philly cheese stack is back at McDonald's and it's still intensely cheesy. Imagine the cheesiest thing ever. Now cover it in cheese. Add two beef patties, cheddar cheese sauce, crispy onions and even more cheese. The Philly Cheese Stack. Did we mention it's cheesy? Available until the 16th of March, 26, from 11 a.m. Fees apply to delivery orders. Price and participation may vary. Subjects availability. This is me, Craig Ferguson.
1:13.1	Come see me live in your region
1:15.6	on my Pants on Fire comedy stand-up tour.
1:19.3	For the full list of dates and tickets,
1:21.2	go to the Craig Ferguson show.com.
1:25.1	VIP meet-and-grit packages are available as as well come say hi and have a laugh
1:31.6	a ha ha ha hello everyone welcome to the joy podcast my name is Craig Ferguson and I
1:38.0	have you host for this edition and all editions of the Joy Podcast podcast the Joy Podcast
1:43.4	the Joy Podcast for it is my podcast. And when I say it is
1:48.9	my podcast, it is very different to how it began. As I'm sure many of you know, back in the days, oh,
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