#129 REVEALING OUR REAL AGE
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Taking a test to see if Zach is a straight white male or not, debating which is better, Google or Apple Maps, uncovering the wild Mountain Dew flavor conspiracy, viewing and reacting to the TikTok video with $7 Billion views, revealing our real ages and more!
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0:00 ARE YOU A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN OR NOT?
4:50 MAKESHIFT UPDATES - SEE US LIVE!
6:54 GOOGLE MAPS OR APPLE MAPS?
12:11 WOULD THE WORLD BE HARDER WITHOUT…?
15:28 MOUNTAIN DEW CONSPIRACY THEORY!
18:32 ALL USA ACCENTS ARE MADE UP!
22:34 7 BILLION VIEWS TIKTOK!
25:43 HAS ZACH’S GEOGRAPHY IMPROVED?
30:10 CREATE THE PERFECT FAST FOOD MEAL!
33:36 WHICH TWO FAST FOOD SHOULD COLLAB?
36:00 IS IT A SPORT OR AN ACTIVITY?
41:11 DID P-DIDDY MURDER THESE CELEBRITIES?
44:35 HOW OLD IS TOO OLD TO DO THESE?
51:07 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
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| 0:00.0 | Bowser is back. |
| 0:02.0 | Ha ha! |
| 0:03.0 | Everyone calm down! |
| 0:08.0 | The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom. |
| 0:11.0 | Let's go! |
| 0:13.0 | On April 1st, Toad, pack our things. |
| 0:16.0 | The galaxy is waiting. |
| 0:20.0 | Who is this? Who is this? |
| 0:21.6 | So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group. |
| 0:25.4 | Cool. |
| 0:26.0 | The Super Mario Galaxy movie only in cinema's April 1st. |
| 0:30.0 | Let's find out if you were a straight white man or not. |
| 0:33.0 | Why? |
| 0:33.6 | Why is this for me? |
| 0:34.5 | I just want to figure it out. |
| 0:35.4 | I am straight. |
| 0:37.0 | I am. There's like no way to say that. We just want to figure it out. I am straight. I am. |
| 0:39.4 | There's like no way to say that. We're going to figure that out. We're going to figure that out. Yeah. No, you rigged this and you're going to make me look like I'm not. I have a girlfriend for about two years now. I'm there, Brian. Why do people think? Why are you so defensive? Because I see the comments sometimes. |
| 0:53.5 | It's like people like, oh, of course, Zach. |
| 0:55.2 | I think you need to stop being so defensive about it. |
| 0:58.1 | Yeah. I think you have to be like, oh, yeah, I'm straight. Yeah, I'm straight. Are you white? I am white. Are you a man? I am a man. Oh, you should answer yes to these. I'm no, Brian, I'm a man. Okay. If you answer yes to most of these questions, then you are probably a straight white man. |
| 1:11.7 | Yeah, I'm going to pass with flying colors. Really? |
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