#128 RONALDO'S MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS!
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 559 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Revealing the most expensive things Ronaldo owns, recapping one of the greatest sports weekends ever, comparing Coachella lineups, how rich Jeff Bezos actually is, debating an East vs West world soccer match, and more!
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0:00 RONALDO’S MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS!
2:13 THE GREATEST SPORTS WEEKEND EVER?
5:52 WATCH THE MASTERS OR THESE EVENTS?
9:25 OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IN ASBURY, NJ!
10:54 CAN FISH SEE WATER?
13:58 WHICH COACHELLA LINEUP WAS BETTER?
18:29 WOULD YOU EVER TRADE YOUR BIRTHDAY?
21:03 KEN GRIFFEY JR SAID WHAT ABOUT GOLF?
23:53 WHAT DOES 30% CHANCE OF RAIN MEAN?
27:05 ARE YOU ACTUALLY NICE OR NOT?
30:38 HOW RICH IS JEFF BEZOS?
33:51 EVERY MAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THESE!
36:54 FACTS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE!
40:38 EAST VS WEST SOCCER MATCH?
44:40 GUESS THE BRAND BY ORIGINAL NAME!
48:35 OUTRO AND MEMBER SHOUTOUTS!
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| 0:55.0 | Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. Tis and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware. Dot-org. Can you guess the seven most expensive things Ronaldo owns? I have no idea. Yeah. Well, he's a rich man. One of the richest. His house? You got to be more specific. His house in Portugal. |
| 1:11.8 | In Portugal? Okay. I actually need to figure out. Madeira's in Portugal, right? I have no idea. I think Madeira's in Portugal. Luxury residents in Madeira, $10 million. That's number six. Okay. His Lisbon penthouse. I'll count it. I said house. So give me all the houses. I'll count it. Number five, Lisbon penthouse, $11 million. What do you mean? You'll count it. I said his house. Well, you said in house, so give me all the houses. I'll count it. Number five, Lisbon Penn House $11 million. |
| 1:28.8 | What do you mean you'll count it? I said his house. Well, you said in Portugal. So can you get more specific the other way? Can you come back over here? All of his houses. Okay, his other house is his Trump Tower apartment in Manhattan, 18.5 million dollars. That's number two. Very nice. The rich man spends money. |
| 1:42.7 | He's got money to spend. |
| 1:43.7 | You just said that. |
| 1:44.3 | He's got money to spend because he's rich. |
| 1:46.0 | The rich man pays. |
| 1:47.8 | Does he ask? That's number two. Very nice. The rich man spends money. He's got money to spend. You just said that. |
| 1:44.3 | He's got money to spend because he's rich. |
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