129 - Math Blaster: Keith & Jesse (Are you Not Edutained?! )

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Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Not every video game is about shooting and lighting things on fire. Some are about math. And also shooting and lighting things on fire. Keith and Jesse put on their space suits for Math Blaster, and then they feel stupid because you don't need a space suit to record a podcast.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, it's Keith, this is Jesse. This new player has joined.
0:12.1	Podcasts about the video games people love and why they love them.
0:14.0	And today we are putting on our graduation caps.
0:19.0	Yeah, that's true.
0:20.0	I guess. And we're shooting trash out of the sky.
0:23.0	Today we are revisiting an Edutainment classic math blaster.
0:29.0	If you were in school in the 90s, probably played this one it was on every public
0:35.0	school computer it is fun and silly and I loved it and if no one can take that
0:42.3	away from me and if you didn't play it you missed out we don't know what you were doing we don't know we genuinely don't know what were you playing like real video games were you actually writing were you you learning things and trying?
0:54.0	Were you being a good student?
0:55.0	Were you bettering you so good?
0:58.0	Everybody look at this guy.
0:59.0	Look at this guy.
1:00.0	Look at this guy. He thinks he's so good.
1:01.0	He's smart.
1:02.0	He's such a cool person. He thinks he's going to be friends with me and that we're going to be friends for a long time.
1:06.0	He wants me to be my best friend.
1:08.8	And I'm going to be the best man at his wedding in three years.
1:11.6	I'm going to give a very touching emotional speech about the impact of our friendship on my life and my emotional well-being.
1:19.0	James, thank you, James, you're my best friend ever.
1:23.3	Oh my God, I love you so much.
1:24.8	Thank you for being a part of my life, James.
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