128: God of War - Keith & Jesse (Kick Down A Door)

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Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 889 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Chain some giant knives to your arms because Keith and Jesse are back with a full length episode about the action-adventure classic God of War. It's over the top and violent in ways that scare your parents. Like we said - a classic.

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0:00.0	Hey guys it's Keith and this is Jesse and this new player has joined a podcast about the video games
0:13.1	people loving why they love them and today we are hacking and slashing and so much
0:17.5	hack us and just we're are we you we killed our we killed our family but somebody but somebody made me do it
0:28.4	somebody tricked us somebody tricked us to do but yeah they're the reason yeah
0:31.3	we're really shifting blame today because we're talking about the original God of war game.
0:36.5	Yeah, it's over the top. It's very violence. I mean, woe is me.
0:41.3	Woe is me, but I do kill tons of people
0:43.4	yeah humans they also have families and stuff like that all these
0:46.8	dads I've killed so many dads oh yeah yeah yeah that that's what this game should be called, Dad Killer. Yeah.
0:55.0	That is terrifying.
1:00.0	That'll be the next God of War title.
1:02.0	God of War, Dad dad killer and you play as
1:03.4	at the end yeah I assume traus kills crados at the end man he might
1:08.0	fucked up and he might ooh ooh we want that next game to come out.
1:13.6	All right.
1:14.1	All right.
1:14.6	Let's jump in. Let's do it.
1:15.6	This is new players join. Okay. Okay, here we are, here we are, here we are, here we are again today.
1:39.0	Today, here we are again today.
1:41.0	Right up the bat.
1:43.0	We sound like we're stalling at a board meeting about to give a presentation.
1:46.0	Oh, oh yeah.
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