128: Sonic and the Infinite Wall of Arseholes

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Matt fills up the entire bloody podcast with a hunk of Sonic the Hedgehog filth. We're entirely sorry and completely understand if you want your money back. You can't have your money back, of course, but we can understand why that's a thing you might want.

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to episode 128. Oh my God. Of regular features. What a foison it is to be here. What a number, eh? Like, I remember after Marriott 64, I got really excited about 128, because surely everything was going to be twice as good as it was in the past, but it wasn't really. Yeah, that's... It's... My God. Powers of two.
0:21.1	It's in something.
0:22.1	That's...
0:22.6	The...
0:23.6	The... Oh God, I've triggered you guys about math. I'm sorry. We were both... I think we're me and Steve were both self-consciously avoiding the powers of two things. It's easy to revel in powers of two. I don't know. And it's not an interesting thing.
0:36.7	It's my go-to tactic for getting rid of an erection while in a gym shower scene.
0:42.7	What was going on to, four, age, 1632.
0:45.6	Yes.
0:46.1	I thought you meant that.
0:47.2	I think it might also work as a tactic for getting rid of other people's erection, Steve.
0:52.3	My tactic history is masturbate myself to completion.
0:55.0	I find that reflects it quite adequate.
0:58.0	Quite adequate.
0:59.0	It is quite a consistent technique.
1:00.0	I mean, I will say I get up into the tens and hundreds of thousands before I find
1:05.0	at all troubling to the point of losing an erection.
1:08.0	What, you're saying?
1:10.0	You fancy numbers up to 100,000 points?
1:13.0	Yeah, I get harder and harder until...
1:14.7	100,000 points.
1:16.7	Now, these numbers are just silly now.
1:18.7	I'm losing it.
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