The incomparable number 127, February 2013.

Hi, I'm Dan Moore, I'm sitting in for Jason Snell, our usual host, and today we're here to talk about the many works of Aaron Sorkin. I'm joined by an

all-star panel. I think we did this joke yesterday. Where are they going to be here, then?

They keep not showing up when I go with you guys. They keep on missing their flights.

We have to my state. Is this stage right? You know this. That's stage right.

To my stage right, Serenity Caldwell.

Hello, folks.

Lex Frebin, who doesn't know anything about Aaron Sorken, has never seen any of his shows.

That's false.

I have seen everything Aaron Sorkin.

We only invite you to live shows when you haven't actually seen the thing.

I don't belong here, that.

I've seen it. Jeff Carlson, a special guest?

I am very excited to talk about Andy Sorkin.

Jeff got off the stage. You're done.

Cut. And a very ill, plaguy, Dan freaks, who's going to make all the sick?

No longer contagious. But you don't want to use this.

So he says, don't get too close, ladies and gentlemen. Don't use his microphone. Yeah, there's a reason

we're all sitting far away. I wanted him to be off the stage, but that was next. Your theme

so far has everybody get off the stage. Yeah, I know. I really just wanted to be me up here, and then it's the best podcast ever.

Jeff and I thought we should have opened this podcast with us walking in through a few doors

and having chatty, witty conversation back and forth.

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