127 - Operation Wineskin

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Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Magical operators working for the Onyx Edge organization—“Buster” Dogmael Ashmore (@necrobranson), Wyatt Agatorous Chevron (@intellegint), Elian Escalon Aguerre (@ByYourLogic), and Mensch Ivorystein (@TrueAnonPod)—discuss their weapons, spells, and past experiences as they descend upon Portugal for a rescue mission.

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:05.6	This podcast is entitled Operation Wineskin.
0:09.2	It is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:12.1	Welcome to episode one.
0:14.7	Good morning, everybody.
0:16.4	We are currently on route to the Portuguese border in about 100 miles from our land
0:21.8	spot in Galacian Spain flying Orion Airlines.
0:26.1	Kind of a lot of people around here, so we'll try to make do with what we got.
0:29.8	My name is Buster Doug Mell Ashmore, and I am taking point on this operation, which we have named
0:35.9	Operation Wineskin.
0:37.7	Our aim is to cross over into the Portuguese border, find and liberate the man known as
0:42.9	Peter Thiel, and bring him back safely onto American soil.
0:47.3	Peter Thiel, he made the mistake of attempting to unite the Iberian Peninsula after getting
0:52.5	the idea for it in a playthrough of video game known as Europa Universalis 4.
0:57.7	The Portuguese government took offense with this because he wanted to have a Catalonian lead the project because he did not investigate the many cultures.
1:06.5	Now the peninsula is at risk of total war.
1:09.9	He is currently being held in an underground prison below a Madeira music venue,
1:14.7	where he is being tortured with sad traditional music.
1:18.6	We are the initial strike and extract team,
1:21.5	and should be able to make contact with the enemy after about an hour of crossing into the border.
1:25.5	This operation should be quick and easy, people.
1:28.6	We go in, we come out.
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