127: How to Befriend a Crow

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 12 February 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Should I follow my dreams of having strange animal friends? What would happen if I pee in this humidifier? Is it disrespectful to look at someone while they yawn? And more! Email us: [email protected] patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring this episode! Go to squarespace.com for a free trial, and use the offer code DEARHANK or DEARJOHN to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to nope do nope three two three two
0:12.7	I'm ready now I'm still ready three two one start
0:21.8	Nick maybe you should just include that it was gold
0:24.3	Oh
0:28.2	Hello and welcome to dear Hagen John or is I pretty think that dear John and Hank it's a comedy podcast in which two brothers
0:36.5	Answer your questions and give you dubious advice and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and
0:42.8	ABC Wimbledon John how are you doing today?
0:45.2	I am doing well Hank the sun is shining here in Indianapolis
0:49.5	It's still kind of cold and I'm a little over it, but I'm doing well. I am happy to be alive
0:56.8	I'm grateful to be a Midwesterner
0:59.8	It's a good day to live in the middle of the world's 14th
1:07.1	Best country as measured by life expectancy
1:12.0	I
1:13.2	Recently found out that my employees have been making fun of me
1:18.3	Because I put a nose in my smiley faces
1:21.8	Oh like a little dot my emoticon smiley faces. Yeah, first of all I do not emoji very much
1:29.3	No me neither I was raised in a world where we created our own emojis
1:34.3	Using whatever tools we had at our disposal and we called those emoticons and that's not the same as an emoji and when people call them
1:42.4	emojis I get offended
1:44.4	but
1:45.9	Apparently, it's okay to just do a colon parenthesis for a smiley face, but colon dash parenthesis they find to be
1:52.9	Sign that I am not with the times. I in general
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