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Two Hot Takes

127: Come Back Down to Earth..

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! This episode features stories that have us questioning what planet these people are on. They may need to borrow ETs phone, or pay attention to their comment sections because wow.. What are your thoughts not these ones?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, this episode, Lauren.

0:03.1

Hooray!

0:07.4

I can't believe that we're recording two times in one week after not doing it for two months.

0:12.8

I know, we've got to get you in. You know, it's long overdue.

0:15.6

We've got to have a back catalog of you in the bank, so we don't have to do that again,

0:20.6

because the people miss you too.

0:23.0

I think they forgot who I am.

0:24.8

No, they didn't. Just...

0:25.5

And then you didn't allow my name to be on the sign. They'll never remember who I am.

0:28.9

Oh my gosh. We'll introduce yourself just in case.

0:32.3

My name's Lauren.

0:34.0

What's your sign?

0:35.0

I'm a cancer. It's cancer season.

0:37.1

There you go. Lauren just celebrated her birthday a couple weeks ago. We went to Cabo.

0:42.4

It was beautiful.

0:45.2

Yeah, I'm Morgan. Welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes.

0:52.4

I haven't done my blues clues air horn in a while.

0:54.4

I love it.

0:55.9

So this week's episode, again, we're staying in our round. There's no poop this episode.

1:03.2

I don't think there's poop. There's no poop.

1:05.6

Maybe, probably.

1:07.8

But it's like crazy stories that are in the realm of possibility.

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