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🗓️ 3 August 2023
⏱️ 104 minutes
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0:00.0 | At TFL, we're making journeys safer for everyone, and that includes improving safety on London's roads. |
0:07.4 | That's why we and London boroughs are lowering more speed limits to 20 miles per hour, |
0:12.3 | because 20 miles per hour roads have already reduced collisions resulting in deaths or |
0:16.8 | serious injuries by 24%. That is how we're making journeys in London safer and brighter for everyone. |
0:24.8 | Such TFL improvement plan to the Mayor of London and TFL every journey matters. |
0:29.9 | First and foremost, thank you Spotify for hosting me this week. I really appreciate it, |
0:35.5 | and now let's get into it. Okay, here we go. I told Talia as she was coming in, I was like, |
0:42.0 | I'm gonna try not to poop my pants today because my stomach is killing me. All of my IBS |
0:48.6 | girlies out there know and traveling just makes it 10 times worse, and I'm not sleeping, |
0:54.0 | and I went out last night, and it's just it's just like a great recipe for my stomach to kill me, |
0:59.6 | and I wore a white shirt, and I took the train, and the train like stopped. I'm like, please get |
1:03.3 | there, please get there. It's about a morning. I'm having a New York minute. I am. I've never |
1:08.4 | pooped my pants though. Really? You know what? I don't think I have either. I'm knocked to that too. |
1:13.6 | I don't need. I've definitely sharded, but it was only it was barely noticeable. Like the type of |
1:17.7 | shot where I probably could have walked around for another hour, maybe a state in my underwear. |
1:21.6 | This is a great start for a moment, but I can't recall an actual shot. I had this thing in high |
1:29.3 | school. We told Moth stories. Have you heard of these? Moth. It's called the Moth. Like the things |
1:34.4 | that fly? Yes, it's like named. That's what it's felt like. It's just a storytelling session where |
1:40.4 | you like it was a unit in our creative writing class, and Moth is a style of storytelling where |
1:44.9 | you get up at it sort of like stand up, but it's not jokes. You just tell a story and you make it |
1:48.8 | engaging in something. It's like performance. Okay. And the theme for our Moth was like, |
1:53.7 | tell about a time you shot your pants. I don't know why it was a fault in high school. Yeah, |
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