#127: Bad Surgery And Prison Haircuts

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth is a wildly entertaining podcast that revels in people's absurd and often hilarious mistakes. In each episode, hosts Schnebly and Toth delve into true stories of misadventures and miscalculations, from everyday blunders to spectacular gaffes. With a keen eye for the funny side of human error, they explore how even the most straightforward decisions can spiral into comedic chaos. The show combines storytelling with witty banter, offering listeners a laugh and a gentle reminder of our shared imperfections. Whether it’s a failed science experiment or an office mishap, Schnebly and Toth are here to celebrate the humor in life’s Shallow End. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.5	Schnebly and Toff. Well, here's something unusual. Jethro's electricity is on. Yeah, but it's not
0:28.3	supposed to be, so I don't trust it. You know, I'm sitting here whining about it, and then I get
0:34.6	an email from somebody who is in I think North Carolina saying how they just
0:42.9	got their power back after two weeks and and how listening to the box of oddities it was like
0:50.0	being with friends again they hadn't been listening for a couple of weeks because there was no way to charge their
0:56.3	phone.
0:57.4	There's a little perspective.
0:58.9	Also Gaza.
1:00.2	Well, there's that.
1:01.8	And Ukraine.
1:02.8	Yeah, all of that.
1:04.1	And Sudan.
1:05.8	Right.
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:08.0	Suddenly a 14-hour power outage doesn't seem like that big a deal.
1:11.9	No, it doesn't.
1:12.8	It's ongoing here.
1:14.9	They're saying 14 hours a day, but they break it up into three to five-hour chunks,
1:20.7	and then they show you the schedule, but they never stay on it, you know?
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