#126 | Tits are funny, huh?
Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
303246
4.7 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2019
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
In this episode we question everything. Why tits? Why not? Was Gary Coleman killed by his ex-wife Shannon Price? Was Elliot Smith killed by his girlfriend Jennifer Chiba? After all the murder talk, we cleanse the palette with a foray into the UK show Undateables which features mentally handicapped singles trying to navigate the dating scene. We are particularly infatuated with Daniel and his hit album “The Songs of Gigs.” It’s Daniel Johnston meets Jonathan Richman meets that indie UK band "Art Brut".
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| 0:00.0 | Tits are funny things. |
| 0:03.0 | You know what I think? |
| 0:05.0 | I can see sometimes I look at tits, you know, like in a online, I don't mean porn. |
| 0:11.0 | I mean like, well I was actually just looking in the news about this Playboy model |
| 0:15.0 | who was getting $300,000, who was paid $300,000 and had a rent paid |
| 0:21.0 | by this doctor that was just a perv. |
| 0:23.0 | And he cut her off so she killed him. |
| 0:26.0 | She cut him off from Earth through him in a trunk. |
| 0:29.0 | But I'm looking at a picture of her and I can see her tits. |
| 0:32.0 | She's got a low-slung thing and I'm thinking tits are funny. |
| 0:36.0 | Aren't they kind of weird? |
| 0:38.0 | I was never a tit guy. |
| 0:40.0 | When I was in high school, we were, it was a weird high school. |
| 0:45.0 | It was kind of snobby and they warped my sense of beauty. |
| 0:50.0 | I was sort of taught by these dumb, conty mean girls to shy away from big breasts |
| 0:57.0 | because they're tacky and we like high fashion stuff. |
| 1:00.0 | We were in the middle class burbs of suburban slash rural Ottawa. |
| 1:06.0 | So I don't know where they got off being so fancy pants. |
| 1:09.0 | But yeah, it took me a long time to appreciate tits. |
| 1:13.0 | I was actually talking to my landscaper upstate, the guy who did my lawn and everything when I was away. |
| 1:22.0 | He said we lived near Albert Hammond from the strokes and everyone in the strokes, the band, all their girlfriends are nines. |
| 1:30.0 | So I go, how's Albert doing? |
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